RFSCDME Round 2, Match 5: Moe (14) at Urysohn (6)

[Tim><]

Moe (14) - Moe didn't have to work very hard to make it to round 2. A mere 7 votes would have been enough to send Cavey packing. Nevertheless, Moe racked up a solid 41.



When he isn't busy filming the last season of Everybody Loves Raymond, Ray Romano enjoys imitating a Simpsons' bartender over in Political. In an effort to take votes away from Urysohn's base supporters (the ban tim>< alliance), Moe promises to do his best to contain tim>< to The Reef.



For those thinking of not voting for Moe, be very wary. Should he fail to make it to the Sweet 16, we should all expect the return of AniMoe.



Urysohn (6) - While Ury issued an impressive victory in round 1, defeating Gomer 73-21, I can't say I much approve of his spamming. However, shady behavior such as this should come as no surprise to those who know Ury's true identity: Martha Stewart.



Martha seeks out your vote on the grounds that she is an all-around swell gal (provided you stay the hell out of her face). Ury reminds everyone that a vote for Moe is a vote for a perverted unethical bartender who directly contributes to the inebriation of our nation's youth.





Two contenders, two impressive first round victories, but only one can survive. Will it be the lush liquor dispensing lefty that lowers the hammer? Or will the sleek, slipper lizard slither his way to another convincing slaughter? Find out in Does anybody love Martha?

[Moe Szyslak]

The AniMoe:

[Griffin 9]

Sorry, Moe, Ury asked first.

[Griffin 9]

Or should I say "Sorry, Moemar"?

Since the time of my first cage match, I have come to a devastating realization. One of the claims I made in my advertising propoganda turned out to be blatantly incorrect. Shocking as I found it to be, it turns out I did not actually slay the original Griffin. He was merely stunned and has subsequently managed to free up his "Griffin" ID. It would appear that since the time of the misnamed "slaying" he has managed to pick up one hell of a sense of humor and become a much more amiable poster. But I don't think I can fully take credit for that.
I apologize for this incorrect statement contained in prior mailings.


Good luck, Moe!

[Griffin 9]

Originally Posted by urysohn

Since the time of my first cage match, I have come to a devastating realization. One of the claims I made in my advertising propoganda turned out to be blatantly incorrect. Shocking as I found it to be, it turns out I did not actually slay the original Griffin. He was merely stunned and has subsequently managed to free up his "Griffin" ID. It would appear that since the time of the misnamed "slaying" he has managed to pick up one hell of a sense of humor and become a much more amiable poster. But I don't think I can fully take credit for that.

Two words, which I highly recommend:The first word starts with a "d", and the second word ends with a "vorce".

Ouch, Hawk. Taking my chips wasn't good enough? Ah right, even though I got disconnected, I outlasted you by just a bit.

[Sandman]

Originally Posted by Tim><

Ury reminds everyone that a vote for Moe is a vote for a perverted unethical bartender who directly contributes to the inebriation of our nation's youth.

So Ury wants us to vote for Moe?

[Moe Szyslak]

Griffin could have made this one interesting, looks like he was going for the landslide.

[Moe Szyslak]

Do people actually want the AniMoe avatar back? Maybe I need to threaten to remove it permanantly if I lose.