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Old 11-12-2019, 08:59 AM
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I may have lost this deal, so I sent out one last feeler.


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Tomorrow's the big day. Are you nervous for your surgery? Is it going to leave a big scar? physically or emotionally? Let me know how you get on.


Good luck!


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Should do a final communique and work in the term "your'e" into it.



Note: my son got a "Be Kind Day" encouragement and it said, "your'e awesome"
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Should do a final communique and work in the term "your'e" into it.



Note: my son got a "Be Kind Day" encouragement and it said, "your'e awesome"
tha'ts awesom!e
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I had heard nothing, so I tried the esquire again:
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Have you heard how Victoria's surgery went? Did they get all of the pancreatic cancer out? Is she on the road to recovery?


I am prepared to send you the requested documentation but have been worried sick about Ms. Cantu. I don't want to bother her since she obviously needs her rest.


Perhaps, you could provide me an update.


Sincerely,

Bob Ama
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Hello , I am in London right away to see Mrs .Cantu and she told me everything you said about me,don't worry anymore as I am not an attorney or a solicitor as you have said to her.She will be fine.


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^ Wait, wait, wait!!!!! He's not a lawyer or solicitor?????????

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I think you need to send a Praise Allah! email in response to her miraculous recovery.
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I am undeterred!


I will write again to Victoria to see what is up with her lawyer.


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I hope that your recovery from surgery has gone well. I have tried communicating with your lawyer, the Honorable Finley, but he has rebuffed my efforts.


Let me know what hospital you are staying at so I may send you a "Get Well Soon" card. (I usually like to include a monetary gift with the cards I send, if you know what I mean.)


Get well, get well soon, we wish you to get well!
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I am undeterred!


I will write again to Victoria to see what is up with her lawyer.
She might still be groggy from the anaesthesia: now's the time to get her to include you in the will!!!!
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I think you all should be ashamed of yourselves, wasting these good people’s time like this. Likely they truly are sick or old.

Praise Allah. (Btw, Allah and God are the same words in different languages. Devout Muslims need not quibble over the use of the latter instead of the former. Likewise, devout non-Muslims, former, latter.)

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