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Old 06-22-2002, 08:04 PM
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Slimeballs positioning themselves to make money off my kids. GRRRRR.
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Old 06-22-2002, 08:07 PM
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My two next apartment neighbors....arrg...

On one side....small child...(I heard them make the child) is now running up and down their house...occationally falling a crying.....don't even get me started at bath time.. (Japanese aparments have no sound proofing at all)

On the otherside....fellow English teacher....annoying as hell...I can hear whole phone converstaions (some of which are about me....he he he I'm evil), his stupid guitar, and even him making noises at night....and I don't want to know what he is doing....


Arrg....only one more year.... only one more yeat...
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Old 06-24-2002, 11:25 AM
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Default Misinformation makes the gest mischief.

GG you have a great opportunity for mischief. If you don't care for either neighbor. Have a girl friend over and both of you reinact the restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally. Or have loud fake telephone conversations discussing people you know with mumbled punchlines. "I know a guy who plays the guitar" "Is he good?" "Well he's mumble mumble mumble."

If that's not your style get a bell that you can hear throught the walls. At the same time every night something odd like 10:17 ring the bell then let out a yell. After a few nights of this, it will drive your neighbors nuts as they try to figure out what is going on in your room.

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On move out day, when you go to buy the cleaning supplies, pick up some cheap fish ,and a few bags of sugar. Once the place is spotless, feel free to remove light switches, use a funnel -- oh yeah, don't forget to pick up a funnel -- and funnel the sugar down into the walls. In about 2 weeks to a month, they will have a cockroach problem that is beyond any other cockroach problem in the past. Use the fis in a similar manner, though this is best in ceiling slats, also in wall fixtures, under porches, or anywhere people might congregate, but may not be sure where you could hide something.
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Sounds like fun...but my move out day is a week after his...plus I like my landlord....he gives me free cable internet,....makes my life a whole lot better....I am getting closer to killing the bloody child that is running up and down the apartment on the otherside....AARRGGG

Please...let my headache go away soon.....GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Pillow, only if you're the renter!

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