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Old 02-18-2020, 10:06 AM
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"XYZ, which takes several days to complete, is low priority; don't spend time on it now."

Out of the blue: "Can you have XYZ finished by tomorrow?"

No. No I can't.
So boss wants XYZ PDQ?
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So boss wants XYZ PDQ?
WTF?
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WTF?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=xyzpdq
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Never heard of PDQ being appended to the warning to XYZ.
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Never heard of PDQ being appended to the warning to XYZ.
That brings me bach to my childhood years
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Just had a consultant pitch us on some work and he used the word "levers" 4 times in about 2 minutes, and pronounced it "leevers" (rhymes with beavers) each time.

Why in the world would I hire someone like that?
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Just had a consultant pitch us on some work and he used the word "levers" 4 times in about 2 minutes, and pronounced it "leevers" (rhymes with beavers) each time.

Why in the world would I hire someone like that?
Hes an overacheeeever
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