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Old 04-08-2016, 08:15 PM
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at her misusing "your" vs "you're" and then I looked at her profile that she got her degree in English Literature.


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when you get into a facebook war and the person starts screaming at you to seek therapy and that you need to get laid, you have won the war, right?
only if you've already gone to therapy and frequently get laid.
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only if you've already gone to therapy and frequently get laid.
but it was irrelevant to the topic! she was hurling whatever insult she could think of.
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and then she was like, thank god (insert lots of insults) you have no kids.

so then I go on to mildly insult her kids by saying they are probably as dumb as she is with the "your" vs "you're" and she's all "HOW DARE YOU! THEY ARE OFF LIMITS YOU JACKHOLE!"

I'm thinking uh, okay moron. I looked at your kids and could have said way worse than insult their grammar skills. they are under 10 and from the looks of it obese.
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so, okay this chick might have gotten laid at least twice to give birth to those gremlins, but her standards ain't high.
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I definitely knew this chick in my youth since we have friends in common from back then who she is good friends with, but my memory is so bad. I don't remember her at all.
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and then she was like, thank god (insert lots of insults) you have no kids.

so then I go on to mildly insult her kids by saying they are probably as dumb as she is with the "your" vs "you're" and she's all "HOW DARE YOU! THEY ARE OFF LIMITS YOU JACKHOLE!"

I'm thinking uh, okay moron. I looked at your kids and could have said way worse than insult their grammar skills. they are under 10 and from the looks of it obese.
Are you saying you took the high road by not making fat jokes about little kids?
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Are you saying you took the high road by not making fat jokes about little kids?
YES!
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I mean, the bitch threw every irrelevant insult she could think of towards me.
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I mean, the bitch threw every irrelevant insult she could think of towards me.
I've never been in a FB fight, but I don't use it all that often.
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